

| Winter 2005 Lots of snow and ice, and not a lot of electricity. |
| Montana Looks like a good place to raise dental floss. You did not pack enough warm clothes. |
| NAMM Hey, you need to be somebody to get in. |
| Reno Our National Ashtray. |
| Wyoming Saw zero bipedal residents. |
| Yosemite Seriously, what kind of name is that? Do they leave welts? |
| The Air Force Museum I expect all of this stuff to end up at auction in DRMO. |
| Abbey Road God clearly mistook me for someone else. |
| Hard Rock London Bring along a set of strings. Really. |
| Liverpool They love soccer. The Beatles who? |
| Alaska It's a lot like the United States. Natives speak fluent English. |
| Excellent photo collection at Slim Volume's site. He does captions. |